A Week In The Eyes Of BWNG

This week JC and Don Kwelu sat down in the living room to talk and give their thoughts on some of this week’s headlines. We’ll be doing this segment as a group every week so feel free to comment and give us suggestions on what we should title it. Lets Go!

“‘It was horrendous, you know, but it was a unanimous decision. The jury were absolutely unanimous that there was no case to answer. I’m pleased now we can go home and get on with our lives.’

Jurors accepted Redknapp’s angry denials that he avoided tax on any payments over £189,000 found in a Monaco account.

His acquittal alongside co-defendant former Portsmouth chairman Milan Mandaric blows the final whistle on an exhaustive £8 million City of London Police investigation which failed to yield a single conviction after five years.

The pair hugged as the jury cleared them of all counts after deliberating for less than three hours.” Daily Mail

Don Kwelu: Guilty or not guilty?

JC: Truthfully? I don’t know, the trial was too short for any fair judgement…you think he’s guilty dont you?

Don Kwelu: No, I KNOW he’s guilty. That brother’s lucky he’s the manager of Tottenham and not a resident of Tottenham otherwise he’d be in jail right now

JC: There’s a difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance, Harry avoided tax…well. He and Mandaric knew the rules and they played the game perfectly, all I know is if he IS guilty my lawyer better have the same pull when I transfer BWNG’s earnings via Western Union.

Don Kwelu: I find it suspicious that on the same day Harry Redknapp bussed case, Capello conveniently quits the England job

JC: The FA move like the mafia, this has in been place for months

Don Kwelu: If  they think Harry is their last hope for England to win a world cup then they
might aswell have let him go jail. Do you think Harry will make a good England manager?

JC: For morale? yeah.  The “top lad” formula goes down well. If England wanna win? no. That brother will be trying to bring back Beckham, tell Carroll he’s the future and purchase Bale’s nationality

Don Kwelu: Only Mourinho can make England successful

JC: Only Jesus can make England successful. I dont understand how guys can knock Capello when he had England’s best success rate. He’s one of the top 5 managers in the world.

Don Kwelu: That’s probably the best manager England ever had in the last 20 years. Dont understand why he quit anyway

JC: Because they took the captaincy from his boyfriend. That was a bitch move, by all means quit but not because of John Terry, that guy will violate your wife then shake your hand.

Don Kwelu: It’s a cold world. *Poors a little liqour for Fabio*

JC: I guess he can go on to do UP in theatre

Don Kwelu: Britian just don’t have that winning mentality, the only current success story we’ve got is Andy Murray and he’s Scottish…and he hasn’t even won anything. The americans have that winning mentality.

JC: What was your highlight of the superbowl?

Don Kwelu: I didn’t watch it. I can’t watch any game that lasts longer than a nigerian church service, I’m more of an NBA guy *pours a little liquor for Kobe*. What was your highlight?

JC: “Vintage Vagina”

Don Kwelu: What the hell is that?

JC: Madonna gyrating at half time, hilarious stuff

Don Kwelu: Isn’t she like 80?

JC: Give or take

Don Kwelu: That track she has with M.I.A and Nicki Minaj along with Nicki’s “stupid hoe” are amongst the worst songs of the 21st century. No Triangles on display, no?

JC: Nah that’s Jigga and Kanye but we’ll talk about that in a second. You know the MVP of the superbowl got a Chevrolet…just for being MVP

Don Kwelu: MVP, isn’t that just man of the match?

JC: Yep! Over here you’ll be lucky if you get a Moped

Don Kwelu: Its typical Americans though, their winning spirit is always over the top. Someone still needs to explain to me how the Superbowl renders you World Champions and Baseball have the World Series, yet everyone competing is from America. I think someone needs to give them an Atlas. God Bless Americans

JC: Lets talk about this Kanye and Jay-Z video then

Don Kwelu: All I needed to enjoy that more was 5 ecstacy tablets and a litre bottle of water. In fact if you look from 1:16 Kanye looks like he’s a couple pills, guys dancing like a nutter.

JC: I think it was an understatement when they had the epilepsy warning. A brother was blind for 7 minutes afterwards. Were you feeling the video?

Don Kwelu: Nah

JC: What? That sh*t cray

Don Kwelu: That sh*t gay. Do you believe all this illuminati hype?

JC: I’m not a conspiracy theorist per say but I did see… *dum dum duuuum*…. the symbols

Don Kwelu: I AM a conspiracy theorist and I saw them symbols too! I don’t believe all this illuminati hype, I think it’s abit exaggerated. But I’m not naive enough to believe they arent doing anything because there’s a lot of symbology in their videos

JC: So are you saying I should hold up a jesus piece while watching Jigga videos?

Don Kwelu: I never said that, all Im saying is if it bothers people that much, they should do some research and read a book about it instead of just using it as a buzz word. And if it doesn’t then do you and enjoy it. With all that said #NowPlaying Kanye and Jay-Z – Watch The Throne

JC: I guess it’s only right to ask, whats the plans for Valentines day?

Don Kwelu: I’m a brother with no game so Im just gonna be by myself, if I wanna make the day special and need company then I may just visit YouPorn. Nah Im kidding I dont make a big deal about Valentines Day, if you’re in a relationship every day is valentines day

JC pukes

Don Kwelu: What are your plans?

JC: Remember what we wrote in the ‘About’ section at the top right corner of our site? Yeah that will probably happen this year

Don Kwelu: True brothers with no game

WHATS YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS WEEK’S TOPICS? Is Harry Guilty? Should he be the next England Manager? Was Capello right to leave? Should Madonna hang up her boots? Did you enjoy the Superbowl? What were your thoughts on Kanye and Jigga’s video? WILL YOU BE WATCHING OUR VDAY SPECIAL ON TUESDAY?

12 comments on “A Week In The Eyes Of BWNG

  1. @MasterNath on said:

    Why is no one discussing the fact that Kanye is wearing a skirt?

  2. Miss Demeanour on said:

    Love this! I know you guys will get better and better each week! I cant think of a name right now though

  3. This should be a weekly occurrence!!!!
    *Thumbs Up*

  4. keisha brown on said:

    LMFAOOOOOOO @ someone needs to get American an Atlas.

    I laugh, because it’s sooo true. It’s ‘superpower/we’re the centre of the universe-ism’ at it’s best.
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  5. CaramelBeauty on said:

    I agree with the “Vintage Vagina” bit. The world is soooooo over Madonna. She keeps trying to stay relevant. No one cares about her anymore!!!!!

    LOL about the Giants being WORLD famous. I laughed about that too. It’s not like the Giants play outside of the United States!!!!!!!! Perhaps the NFL needs to get an Atlas!!!!!

    I love your blog, it is always refreshing to hear how men really feel, from actual MEN!!!!!!!

  6. Samantha C on said:

    ‘Resident of tottenham’
    ‘Only Jesus can make England successful’
    Vintage vagina’

    Lool *tears*. I love you guys!

    Can you do a weekly podcast or something please!

  7. lol My status on FB that night: “What I find amusing, though, is the fact that they refer to the winners of an American league as world champions. Oh, los Americanos.”

    Someone from you guys’ end tried to justify it by saying that [American] Football is only played in the States, and therefore the title is warranted. Faulty logic aside, we actually have a football league in Canada as well.

  8. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yo these guys got me rolling like a crackhead. you guys are just too brilliant.
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