Sex & Relationship Books That Need To Be Written
Inspired by VSB
Up until now I’ve never had to or wanted to read a book/guide on relationships. I figure between blogs, experience and Eddie Murphy Raw (the definitive guide to life) I’m pretty much clued up on that aspect; plus my life isn’t that strenuous that I’d need help in that department despite having no game…
However I am partial to some entertainment and no matter how old you are there’s always some unanswered questions when it comes to Men and Women. If they have indeed been answered then I sure haven’t seen ‘em. So here’s a few Sex and Relationship books I’d like to see written….
DUPRI-JACKSON 101: How to get a dime when you’re merely a 5
This book, which would also come in 3 other covers/titles (CARTER-KNOWLES 101, T.I-TINY 101 and LIL’ WAYNE-ANYONE 101) would analyse the less superficial side of our generation, pointing out how personality, sense of humour and security play an important role; whilst also explaining how the hell a man like The Dream can ‘court, impregnate, marry and then CHEAT on Christina Milian’. This book hopefully includes the chapter “Revenge of The Nerds, The Tubbies & The Downright Fuglies”.
THEY STILL MAKE YOU?: Why Some Women Refuse To Give Fellatio
The Supply and Demand of Fellatio still has an unsatisfactory ratio for many men scowering the earth. Where some women have no problem with this being part of their repetoire, there are others who’d rather get matching tattoos with Gucci Mane than put their mouths on your ding-a-ling. I imagine this to be a diary of numerous men with horrific accounts of how women refused to do such activites with reasons raging from fear to calories.
IT’S COMPLICATED FOR YOU AND SINGLE FOR ME: Facebook Relationships That Don’t Exist
Why is it that so many people are in complicated relationships on Facebook but the person they are in a relationship with is single? That isn’t complicated, it’s simple…you’re not in a relationship….I might just write this book myself!
INCEPTION: How Women Try To Plant A False Idea In Your Head
Gentlemen, have you ever been talking to your other half and she tries to blame you for something you never said? Has she ever tried to change up the story or add new bits/take away bits like she’s trying to get the right word count for her dissertation? That’s Inception.
PS3 vs ME: A Woman’s Take On How Call Of Duty, FIFA, Pro Evolution and Football Manager have ruined the dynamics of modern day relationships
I didn’t realise until speaking to a group of girls this past weekend how much time some of us apparently spend on playing games than spending time with them. One even told me a brother said “let me finish this season first” ….and he had just bought the game. Working chapter titles include “Wouldn’t you rather have a Call of Booty?” “I’ve got an Arse ‘n’ all” and “22 Computer-generated men running around kicking a ball into a net so you can win a fake trophy and brag to your friends instead of spending time with the one you love, are you f****** kidding me?”
MOMENT OF CLARITY: Why Some Men Have A Change of Heart Once They Have Ejaculated
There has to be a scientific explanation as to why sometimes men just switch modes once they’ve done the retarded face and noise. We can literally be in the moment but once that moment is over we’re on to the next emotion, expression or movement and a lot of the time at the expense of women. Frasier we wanna know why!?
NONE FOR YOU TONIGHT: The 1000 words/actions guide to you F’n up your chances of having sex with your woman
Men are always one word or one action away from no loving.
“Your sister is pretty sexy, how comes your booty didnt grow like that?” None For You Tonight
“Have you put on weight?” None For You Tonight
“Swallow” None For You Tonight
“Bitch I’m Tired” None For You Tonight
“Today’s your birthday?…Oh” None For You Tonight
995 to go…
SO WHY IS THERE A CAKE TO EAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?: Why Most Men and Women don’t date more than one person at the same time
I’ve noticed that our generation shy away from dating regularly due to hurting each other’s feelings or some other whack reasoning; which is morally commendable but progressively stifling. In the U.S, casual dating is a general thing and you’ll find you’re more likely to gage a better grasp of what or who you want by experiencing different people’s company. Why don’t we do this?
CONFUSED.ORG: She Says This, But She REALLY Means This
I’d pay Oprah money to have every question answered on this concept
Why do women say one thing, mean another AND expect you to understand? Where is the logic in saying what’s on your mind without actually wording it? How did women come up with this guessing concept that we fail so often?
Anywho brothers and sisters, what sex or relationship books would YOU like to see written? Throw some funny, real, creative or straight to the point titles in the comments section!
I’m gone like Willow Smith’s Buzz
JC aka @CredibleJ
26 comments on “Sex & Relationship Books That Need To Be Written”
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This post has just made me look retarded on a train Looool!
I’m going to have to think of some titles, none of which I am sure will rival the funny ones you’ve listed in this post.
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I have a title ….
GET WITH THE TIMES: Why some men lie about going down and the losers who still refuse to but expect the same treatmentLOL! It can be applied to both sexes I say! It’s only fair… If you don’t, why should I?
Potential blog post guys?? Curious to know your thoughts on this subject, it appears americans are more comfortable (openly) about it than men (enter Tyrese scene from Baby Boy)
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Re: they still make you…. Are men still refusing to perform the act Cunnilingus ?
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I’ve come across so many girls who are up themselves and make demands for their men to make certain salaries when they dont and prance around with their iPhones thinking they are the sh*t! So my title is simply:
iPHONES AND EGOS WON’T GET YOU A MAN: Why Some Girls Need Ressurecting. There is no App for Lonliness
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I LOVED this! You’re amazingly funny yet incorporate fantastic morals in your writing. This is definitely my favourite relationships blog to read by far! You remind me of an American blog called Very Smart Brotha’s
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Jc you kill me i might have to write some of these myself still lol