Every now and again Love, Relationships, Sex or Marriage throw a new topic of discussion and we get both perplexed and excited to have something different to talk about. Lo and behold this isn’t one of those times. However I’ve yet to tackle the issue in minor depth and so would like to answer the cleverly phrased question “Can You Turn A ‘Hoe’ Into A Housewife?”

Speaking to many a friend whilst “searching for the red light” (BWNG phrase for using the blackberry…glossary coming soon) the General consensus was a resounding NO!…. but dare I disagree?

Before I say why we must first define what a “hoe” is…

What Defines a “Hoe”?

Along with life, love and the reason why men make that face when having an orgasm, a hoe is extremely hard to define. Not because we don’t have an idea of what they are but simply because there are so many variations. For that reason and the fact that I haven’t used the term hoe since I was 18, Im going to refer to them as Promiscuous Prototype 2.0 (Sorry Luda).

A PP 2.0 is defined as a person who has frequent and diverse sexual relationships without a partner or partner’s consent.

*Notice I said person and not woman…more on that later*

Female PP 2.0s range in behaviour from the ones who try to validate their actions via sleeping with guys they know in multiples, to the ones who sleep around for money, status and fulfilment, to the virgins who be emulating THAT VIDEO of Karinne Steffans via different dudes to the straight up Gangster chicks who aren’t afraid to admit that they cant get enough of the D. Doesn’t matter who they are or why they do it, the fact that they’re doing it makes them a PP 2.0; fulfilment, validation, orgasms and wanting to be intimate can be found via Books, Food, Vibrators, Porn or *newsflash*… a Partner, no excuses mate!

Alrighty then. Now this is where the magic happens.

What makes life such a trip is that it is fuelled by choice. Ultimately the choices you make shape where you’re going in life, ever heard of the term

“change your thoughts and you change your world”?

Well you have now. This is where PP 2.0s come into play; no matter what (or who) they’re doing in life they can easily stop and change direction. It might be a development of character or may come in the form of an epiphany…

PP 2.0 Epiphany
“You know what? as much as I’ve enjoyed the single life I think Im ready to settle down with someone”

SONIC BOOM! (The sound made wiping out the hopes of the next casual partner in line to get a lay)

Now the current PP 2.0 has changed their mindset, their actions and has new goals, cue the new and improved FORMER PP 2.0. Now a couple of you fellas or ladies may think it isn’t that easy, they’ve slept with so many that nobody will go for them. Not Quite. Despite there being some consequences for being a PP 2.0, for every person that knows about their previous life, there is:

a) a potential partner who doesn’t care
b) a potential partner who doesn’t even know who the PP 2.0 is or was
c) a potential partner the PP 2.0 will never tell their full past to

Now that’s been said, scroll back up and read the article from “What makes life a trip…” onwards and pretend the PP 2.0 was a man. Don’t worry I’ll wait…

See the reason I defined a PP 2.0 as a person earlier rather than a female was to make y’all understand that despite the double standards we have raised in society over this “hoe” issue, the transition from multiple partners to one partner can be done easily by both sexes. Can you turn a womaniser into a one woman man? yes. So what makes you think it can’t be done on a woman’s side?

You could argue that as the dude he is not turning the woman into a housewife as she is making the decision in the first place; but how is a woman’s actions validated and sustained in a relationship? Via the good man.

Can you turn a “hoe” into a housewife? Yes…I just wont be that dude to turn her

Im gone like Tiger Woods’ Money

JC

What do you think people? Can You Turn A Hoe Into A Housewife? Can a PP 2.0 stand toe to toe with terms like slut, whore, cumcatcher or jezebel?